I don’t appreciate my mom enough.

I definitely take her for granted.

Ma, I love you more than you could ever imagine. Thank you for everything!

I was just thinking..

I was in a faithful relationship for all of 2011.. All 365 days of it. Without cheating or anything. I miss it.

gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
anakincuntwalker:

wtf can i live here
tonyballer:

me
funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
Apparently, I’m a shitty person so….